Wednesday, May 18, 2005

The END OF THE MILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE--hooray !


Yes, I know I was talking trash on star wars nerds a couple posts ago and I still hold true to what I said, thease fucking people need to get a life, no doubt about it, it's like people that go to bingo everyday, they need to get a life too(eh), although this entire post will be about Star Whore's and the mass marketeting bullshit that is currently going on, I am still far from and ever will be a "Star War's nerd, in fact that is the #1 reason I will not go tommorrow, because I will be forced to go nerd hunting before the movie even begins, and then burn thease idiots home-made costumes of luke skyfucker and yadda, stormtroopers, and whatever else thease fucksticks come dressed like to a THEATHER....come on people, it's a movie, not a fucking costume party and nobody is giving away prizes for the most creative dipshit costume, so leave em at home morons!. In fact, I will be working tommorrow and after I get off we are going bowling, considering the lanes should be pretty fucking quiet since everybody and their aunt baby-ruth will be watching this cash cow while feeding their fat faces with popcorn. Below is a few things I have found in reference to Darth Vader. Some are commericals, some are blogs...no not NERD blogs either, supposedly Darth has been blogging.........right!!!!!!

Darth Vader Commerical 1

Darth Vader commerical 2

Remember that sponge bob blow up doll that everybody kept stealing ? well all you lameo-fucking thieves, here's a Darth Blow up doll for you're dumb ass.

Darth Vader's Blog ?

Here's something else for you pathetic geeks, a star wars cartoon


Well, that's tits for now, remember kiddies lightsabers aren't meant to be shoved in you're ass.

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